Note the slimline physique and ready-for-action stance of these magnificent specimens. A lesson for all young footballers.

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" That's shockin' defendin'. Absolutely shockin' ".

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Coaches skipper and midfield maestro Scottie 'TJ' Shannly holds the silverware aloft, to the complete jubiliation of the assembled crowd.

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Either the slope on the pitch at Allison Park is getting worse, or the camera operator had had a hefty night.

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